diamondsnglitz:

❖

diamondsnglitz:

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notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

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rift-master:

boobiemun:

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster



THIS IS LITERALLY MORE THAN THREE TIMES LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE EAST AND WEST COASTS OF THE UNITED STATES, WHAT THE FUCK.

The onion is satire

rift-master:

boobiemun:

gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster

THIS IS LITERALLY MORE THAN THREE TIMES LONGER THAN THE AVERAGE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE EAST AND WEST COASTS OF THE UNITED STATES, WHAT THE FUCK.

The onion is satire

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komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

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thearmada4231:

I am ashamed that I contributed to this madness

(via spontaneousmusicalnumber)


iamthewhiteobama2:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

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thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

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elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

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luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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